Comments on Stuff White Christians Like: #32 Youth Pastors

WHat is up with the goatee on youth pastors??? I h...

2009-12-07T19:41:56.376-06:00

WHat is up with the goatee on youth pastors??? I have always noticed that. Hilarious.

hah, that's a terrific idea. except some peolp...

2009-07-10T16:28:23.555-05:00

hah, that's a terrific idea.
except some peolple wouldn't understand the irony, and ACTUALLY MIGHT LIKE IT...
but yes, the soul patch is not negotiable.

In my experience, it's the "soul patch&qu...

2009-07-04T16:06:06.707-05:00

In my experience, it's the "soul patch" that is the most important piece of facial hair for a youth pastor...I have joked about starting a Christian rock band called "Soul Patch" and sing all the "Jesus is my boyfriend" type songs but it's only the thought that's funny : ]

Don't forget that the use of "(guys and) ...

2009-06-30T22:44:01.611-05:00

Don't forget that the use of "(guys and) gals" increases each year of a youth pastor's career.

And I love how the picture shows his hair gelled u...

2009-06-29T18:15:40.339-05:00

And I love how the picture shows his hair gelled up - almost as crucial as the goatee. Let's not forgot the birkenstocks and the complete overuse of the word "awesome."

This is so true- my current youth pastor has a goa...

2009-06-29T01:49:28.134-05:00

This is so true- my current youth pastor has a goatee and plays the guitar, as well as youth pastors I've had in the past.

I thought my dad was the only one who signed his t...

2009-06-28T22:56:20.408-05:00

I thought my dad was the only one who signed his text messages!! This was hilarious. Rivals the polical post for best post yet.

Hahaha, I love it - the Microsoft Paint reference ...

2009-06-28T18:09:07.328-05:00

Hahaha, I love it - the Microsoft Paint reference is killer. Check out the Diatribe Daily @ http://diatribedaily.com - right there with you (though a bit more vulgar)